In the words of Zarah N. Leaman: OH EM GEE!
During my ritual bi-monthly browse of American Apparel online, whereby I usually make a seemingly endless list of which colour double-U scoop dress I want now, I came accross a strikingly expensive pair of shiny trousers which seemed way above the average AA retail price. Intrigued, I clicked on the mysterious image, and, while my brain clicked and whirred trying to figure out how and why lycra had become so expensive overnight, the the dazzling realisation hit me: these are no ordinary lycra leggings. These are no ordinary lycra trousers. These are... genuine Sandy from Grease zip up super-shiny super-slimming dicso pants circa 1970! ♥
At £75 they're not the cheapest pair of trousers going, but by GOLLY they look worth every penny! And, being a life-long enthusiast of THOSE shiny trousers worn by Olivia NEwton John (who was rumoured to have been SEWN in to create the desired skin-tight effect!), needless to say my heart skipped a beat or two. They look suspiciously slim-legged but you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll be trying every trick in the book to squeeze my pins into those tiny textile tubes.
HOORAY FOR AA!